Morning Routine

1. 8:00AM – Wake up.
2. 8:00AM – Grope around till I find my cell phone and shut the alarm off.
3. 8:01AM – Get out of bed (try not to stumble over piles of stuff on floor) and turn off iPod dock alarm or sometimes I put on a song I want to hear.
4. 8:03AM – Stumble into bathroom and appraise face in mirror.
5. 8:04AM – Feed Aslan, my fish.
6. 8:06AM – Use bathroom.
7. 8:08AM – Take/inhale Asthmanex then hold my breath for ten seconds.
8. 8:09AM – Take Flonase.
9. 8:10AM – Brush teeth.
10. 8:12AM – Go downstairs and talk to mother.
11. 8:20AM – Go down other stairs and take shower.
12. 8:40AM – Fetch laundry from drier and take it up two flights of stairs to my room.
13. 8:45AM – Go through daily regimen of lotioning, potioning, drying, and straightening or curling.
14. 8:50AM – Figure out what to wear.
15. 9:05AM – Get dressed.
16. 9:06AM – Figure out if that’s actually what I want to wear and possibly change.
17. 9:10AM – Put on make-up.
18. 9:20AM – Find shoes.
19. 9:22AM – Find bag and all the things that go in it.
20. 9:35AM – Figure out who is giving me a ride.
21. 9:40AM – Run through the house and make sure I have everything, and if I have time grab something to eat.
22. 9:45AM – Grab lunch or lunch money.
23. 9:47AM – Leave house and lock door.
24. 9:47AM – Get in car and drive.
25. 9:57AM – Walk through front door of school.